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Terms of Service

Last updated: November 16, 2025

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1) Agreement to Terms

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of the website at [https://couchburnerwv.com] (the “Site”) and any purchases made from Couch Burner LLC (“Couch Burner,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing the Site, creating an account, or placing an order, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy and Refund/Return Policy.

If you do not agree, do not use the Site.

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2) Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your state) to make a purchase. By using the Site, you represent that you are eligible and that any information you provide is accurate and complete.

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3) Products & Availability

We sell apparel and accessories (e.g., hats and shirts). Colors, sizing, and descriptions are provided as accurately as possible, but minor variations may occur due to screen settings, manufacturing, or batches. We may limit quantities, discontinue products, or change specifications and prices at any time without notice.

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4) Pricing, Taxes & Promotions

All prices are listed in U.S. dollars and exclude taxes, shipping, and handling unless stated otherwise. Applicable sales tax will be calculated at checkout based on your shipping address. Promotions or discount codes are single-use, not transferable, and cannot be combined unless we say otherwise. We reserve the right to cancel orders that appear to be fraudulent, abusive, or not compliant with promotion terms.

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5) Orders & Payment

By placing an order, you authorize us (and our payment processor) to charge your selected payment method for the total amount shown at checkout. We use third-party processors (e.g., Wix Payments, Stripe, PayPal) and your use of those services may be subject to their separate terms and privacy policies. We may refuse or cancel any order at our discretion, including for suspected fraud, incorrect pricing, or inventory issues. If we cancel, we’ll refund you for amounts charged.

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6) Shipping, Risk of Loss & Title

Shipping options and estimated timelines are shown at checkout. Risk of loss and title for items pass to you upon our delivery of the order to the carrier. Delays caused by carriers or events beyond our control (e.g., weather) do not make us liable for damages, but we’ll help where we reasonably can.

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7) Returns, Refunds & Exchanges

Your purchase is covered by our Return/Refund Policy, incorporated here by reference. Please review it before purchasing: Return Policy. In short: returns are accepted within 10 days in new, unused condition with tags; you’re responsible for return shipping unless the item is defective or we made an error. See the policy for the full process, timelines, and exceptions.

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8) Accounts

You may create an account for faster checkout and order history. You are responsible for keeping your login secure and for all activity under your account. Notify us promptly of any unauthorized use.

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9) Acceptable Use

You agree not to:

  • Use the Site for unlawful purposes or in violation of any law or regulation;

  • Interfere with the Site’s security, functionality, or servers;

  • Scrape, crawl, reverse engineer, or copy Site content except as allowed by law;

  • Post or transmit content that is infringing, defamatory, obscene, or harmful;

  • Attempt to bypass any access or usage limits.

We may suspend or terminate access for violations.

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10) Intellectual Property

All content on the Site—including trademarks, logos, product designs, photos, text, and graphics—is owned by Couch Burner LLC or our licensors and is protected by IP laws. You may not use our marks or content without written permission. If you submit reviews, photos, or other content (“User Content”), you grant us a worldwide, royalty-free, sublicensable license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and display that content for marketing and operational purposes, in compliance with applicable law and our Privacy Policy.

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11) Third-Party Links & Tools

The Site may contain links to third-party websites or tools we don’t control. We are not responsible for their content, policies, or practices. You access third-party sites at your own risk.

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12) Disclaimer of Warranties

To the maximum extent permitted by law, the Site and all content are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE.” We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. For products, our responsibility is limited to what is stated in our Return/Refund Policy.

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13) Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Couch Burner LLC and our directors, officers, employees, and agents shall not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or lost profits/revenues, arising from or related to your use of the Site or products—even if advised of the possibility. Our aggregate liability for any claim shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product(s) giving rise to the claim. Some states do not allow limitations on implied warranties or exclusion/limitation of certain damages; these limits apply only to the extent permitted in your state.

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14) Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Couch Burner LLC from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or related to your violation of these Terms or misuse of the Site.

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15) Governing Law; Venue

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of West Virginia, without regard to conflicts of laws rules. Subject to Section 16 (Dispute Resolution), you agree to the state and federal courts located in Monongalia County, West Virginia as the exclusive venue.

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16) Dispute Resolution (Informal Resolution; Arbitration Option)

Before filing a claim, contact us so we can try to resolve it informally within 30 days. If unresolved, disputes may be brought (a) in small-claims court where you live or in Monongalia County, WV, or (b) through binding arbitrationadministered by the American Arbitration Association under its Consumer Arbitration Rules. You and we waive jury trials and class actions in arbitration. This section does not prevent you from seeking public injunctive relief where required by law.

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17) Changes to the Site or Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Changes are effective when posted with the “Last updated” date above. Your continued use of the Site after changes means you accept the updated Terms.

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18) Termination

We may suspend or terminate your access at any time for any reason. Upon termination, provisions that by their nature should survive will survive (e.g., IP, disclaimers, limitations of liability, indemnity, governing law).

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19) Severability & Entire Agreement

If any provision is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in effect. These Terms, along with the policies linked above, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Site and your purchases.

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20) Contact

Couch Burner LLC
Email: burner@couchburnerwv.com

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